Military Celebration Pillows

A military man dreams of medals dropping like bombs.

A known problem when doves fly over the barracks.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

"Postwar is hell."

Military Medals

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Monuments

'I was in the catering corps.'

Defence Cutbacks.

"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."

Veterans Day US

'Chili again?'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

"Did you call for a Medic?"

Cuba united against blocking off the country

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Oooops!

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'It's been five years since leaving Iraq and I'm still getting the sand out my ears.'

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"By George, that should do it - as long as we don[t bomb our own men again "

Military Branches.

"Sergeant - I'm going over the top..."

'Nice bling.'

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

Soldier's medals continued on back.

'And this one I got for the improvements I made in camouflage.'

Base chapel.

'Congratulations, dear...the squid appears fresh!'

"I bet you miss your brother."