Military Medals Enthusiast Pillows

Sad Face Medals.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Mission Kinda Accomplished

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

Infantry.

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Lost around a military base.

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

Kamikaze Colour

"It's the kind of missile system that says, 'Hey, these peace negotiations aren't really going very well.'"

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Eye Off the Ball

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

Vladimir Putin.

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Two Wrongs Make Iraq

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"Lemming Boot Camp"

We Don't Know Much

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

Oooops!

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'