Military Medals Enthusiast Pillows

Sad Face Medals.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Military Medals

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Mission Kinda Accomplished

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

"Lemming Boot Camp"

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Oooops!

Vladimir Putin.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.

Verbal Orders