Military Medal Enthusiast Pillows

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Neo-International Law

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Military Medals

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Mission Kinda Accomplished

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.

Lost around a military base.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

Kamikaze Colour

Family Salutes as Father Comes Home.

"That's my dad back when he was, like, militarized."

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

'You must have misunderstood, dear -- I'm sure they don't sell old generals at government auctions!'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'Walter isn't truly happy unless he's bombing some country.'

'You know the rules, private - no pets!'

"It's General Douglas MacArthur."

"Lemming Boot Camp"

Verbal Orders

The camouflage in vietnam was more comfortable

Oooops!

Vladimir Putin.

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

Trilby - 'Dodor in his glory'.