Medals T-Shirts

Fourth Place

Veteran using medals for an eye test.

"...just a quick scan before you go in."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

War Heros Variety Night (playing a tune on his medals).

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

The Generals medals

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

Champions biting their medals

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

"What's next?"

'Nice bling.'