Medal Maniac Pillows

Ian Thorpe

'This one is for not making a pre-emptive strike against anyone questioning our authority to make pre-emptive strikes.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

'D'you want to see me run the 100 metres? ...D'you want to see it again?'

Dyslexic Olympics.

'My feet are killing me.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Bradley Wiggins

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.