Medal Maniac Prints

'This one is for not making a pre-emptive strike against anyone questioning our authority to make pre-emptive strikes.'

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

Dyslexic Olympics.

'My feet are killing me.'

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Gymnasts falling off the winners pedestal.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

And this one i got for properly polishing my medals.

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Are you sure he tested negative?"

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

A tessellation of running figures.

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Music Freak.

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'