Media Maniac Pillows

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Ads falling out of a magazine.

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

Showbiz Awards

'How fast can you hype?'

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Spell checker!'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Addiction to mobile.

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

Love Hurts

Music Freak.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Rock & Roll