Movie Maniac Pillows

"I'm a big film buff."

'I haven't seen all of any of them. I always fall asleep.'

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Cinemaplex

'Have you seen the Director's cut?'

"Greetings earthling. Take us to your celebrities!"

"We should've never bought the popcorn and drink. I'll be working overtime all next week to pay for it."

Showbiz Awards

An angler catching an academy award

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'Spell checker!'

Giant slug attacks a city

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

King Kong Takes a Personal Day

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

Cow Cong vs Toilet Rolls.

"Stop complaining. At least I have parents!"

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Addiction to mobile.

Love Hurts

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone