Media Maniac Gifts

Wonderland Movie Awards. Tonight's award show was very exciting, and now it's time for the after-party. The Seven Dwarves are here -- they were tonight's winner for "Best Short." There's the frog who turned into a prince. He's the "Best Adaptation" winner. And here comes the Pied Piper, who took the trophy for "Best Performance by a Leading Man"! The Big Bad Wolf hosted tonight's show and is getting rave reviews -- he blew away the audience! His performance was cheered wildly. He brought

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

'Heat seeking missile.'

Ads falling out of a magazine.

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

'How fast can you hype?'

Showbiz Awards

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

E-vac-u-ate! E-vac-u-ate! . . . I've just farted. . ."

Turning Japanese: I really think so.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

'Spell checker!'

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"I actually saw ten gay characters on television this week—which almost balanced out the 2,174 straight characters I saw."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'We come in peace. Unless, of course, you have stuff that we want.'

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Remember, Katie, genius is 10% inspiration and 80% media manipulation."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Addiction to mobile.

"Looks like he's coming around to our way of thinking."

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

'He's determined to not pay for The Times online.'