Microphone Maniac Gifts

Raising the Flag on Iwo Jima

Journalist interviewing a bird.

Showbiz Awards

Ernie Studios. Hi, Ernie. What movies are you working on? We have a script about astronauts marooned on a planet filed with talking gorillas who are in hard economic times. I think I'll call it "The Apes of Wrath"! We're casting "Reignman." The central character is a savant monarch. And we're filming a movie about a suburban town populated by women with strange, long hair ... It's called "The Stepford Weaves."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Free-Floating Anxiety

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

The Work-from-Home-Polka

'Everybody from Liverpool's a comedian.'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

'Music & Gym'

Addiction to mobile.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

Rock & Roll

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

Music Freak.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

"Advertising is a simple business, Nathan. Always remember that less is more, except, of course, for those situations where less is actually less."

Communication

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

"An ark with a 'K', you idiot!"

'Pierre...It's garbage night!'

cat singing into microphone

Woman Walking a Trojan Horse

I Told You To Compost It!

Brittany Howard