Microphone Lover Gifts

I'm a voiceover artist.

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Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Tut and Carmen.

Impressing dad.

Omara Portuondo

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

A Fairytale Update

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Triangle

George Michael

At the rock concert...

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

Taking a peek at the audience

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Spring Training

'Man, times have changed.'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')