Microphone Aficionados Gifts

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Cossack dancers

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

The Echoes at Killarney

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"The estranged string trio."

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"Being heard got me where I am today."

Bassoon practice.

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"Romance"

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

Pastoral Choirs

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

We are looking to develop staff skills...but singing Queens greatest hits while balancing a bottle of beer on your face isn't one of them.

"They're both in telemarketing."

Harpist using her bed frame as a harp.