Microphone Aficionados Pillows

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Cossack dancers

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

The Echoes at Killarney

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

Bassoon practice.

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"Being heard got me where I am today."

"The estranged string trio."

"Romance"

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

Pastoral Choirs

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

The eye of a painter and ear of a musician are good, but why did you bring a writer's shoe? The sole of a poet.

We are looking to develop staff skills...but singing Queens greatest hits while balancing a bottle of beer on your face isn't one of them.

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

"They're both in telemarketing."