Microphone Enthusiast Gifts

'This is strictly off the record...'

Normally she wouldn't say boo to a goose!

'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

Giant microphone at a riot.

Before they brought comedy to the microphone club

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Singer projecting her voice through a microphone.

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"So this is what happens when cows die!"

Mic Dropped - please help

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"Being heard got me where I am today."

Testing...Testing...1...2..3...

'Access to the kids? No. I want access to the audio equipment.'

"I'll knock 10% off this session as I wasn't really listening."

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"This is a lovely three bedroom detached property, with close proximity to Heathrow and the M25!"

"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"What's wrong? Never seen earphones before?"

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

I don't know how many times I've told Mahovlich - he's the speaker, not the goalie!

"This CD player costs less than players selling for twice as much."

audiobooks...

Open Mic

'Good morning, and welcome to the National Symposium on Inner Ear Disorders.'

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'