"We've found that patients are more truthful when it's open mic night."
Open Mic Lover Gifts
If you know someone who lives for open mic nights and loves to showcase their talent, our collection captures their passion with humorous and heartfelt designs. Whether they’re a budding singer, poet, comedian, or all of the above, our products celebrate their creative spirit and love of sharing their craft. Perfect for adding a personal touch to their space or daily routine, these gifts blend humor, inspiration, and a dash of stage-worthy charm.
Zombie standup
Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over
"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."
"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do
"I hate open-mike night."
'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.
Testing...Testing...1...2..3...
The passing of a radio/tv personality.
"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."
Open mike night presents: Rudy Park. You done left me alone … Cut out when I needed you most. How brightly we'd have shone … had you not given up the ghost. I done loved you baby. Now I just feel so bad-n-used. I'm a-goin' crazy … I got me the laptop low-battery life blues. That portable never loved you, honey child!
"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"
Open Mike Night Presents the Comedy Stylings of Rudy Park. Did you hear about the iPhone that hired the best wedding planner in the country because it wanted a great reception? Clap. And then there was the autocorrect programmer who got rejected when he asked a lady out on a debate. The romance didn't last long when the cable tv box found out how spacey the satellite tv box was. Get off the stage! The one who invented binary code was a real zero. Boo. Hiss. I don't even get that one, and I'm gla
Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: Changing Seasons. Does life affirm with coming fall? Leaved hit the ground, men huddle. Smashing each other over a ball. Wrestling around in a puddle. Huh? In this potpourri of hulky sights, one image is hardly the least, sir. So many changes, so many nights ... to see Eli Manning's keister. The bard of NY Giants football. Beautiful. Disgusting.
"The current owners removed a number of walls and used soft, neutral tones to create a very spacious, open concept."
Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.
"Yes I know Dear. Tiger Woods is playing here today!"
'I agree with the government.'
Open Mic
'Without further ado, I will now choose my favourite microphone.'
House of Java.net Cybercafe. Open mike night starring Rudy Park. Much to fear, these troubled days. Covid, economy in a stew … I've compounded things a ways with my enemy anew. Oh foolishness and great folly there're no ifs, ands, or buts. We failed to tip sufficiently … when last at Supercuts. Never dis the barber!
Open Mic Nacht
Uncomfortably open Mike night.
"Here's another depressing song about me."
'I heard he was funny.'
International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'
'Did you notice they seemed in a great hurry to see the back of us tonight?'
Twig? I know I haven't always listened to your concerns. I'm here for you! You can tell me what's really on your mind. Can you really take it? Of course, sweetie! Can you do my white laundry today? Ahhh! Contact!
Open Mike Night Presents Future Guy. They hitched rides in on Halley's Comet every time it's near. Living nanites masquerading as technology
Man and dog hang their tongues out in the wind while driving.
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The Poetry Stylings of Rudy Park
"This one is about feeling blue because I haven't paid my dues yet."
"The Mohne and the Edersee breeched, the Sorpe damaged, it's just one dam thing after another!"
They're puzzled by some apps down there. The carbon atoms can't find an app for the sort of dating they do. Both oxygen and nitrogen thought "Airbnb" would be mostly about them. And the gym rat muscle fiber was confused by the name "Lyft." What about music apps? Melatonin expected something different from "Napster," and likewise with the measles virus and "Spotify."
Open Mic Lover Gifts Collection
Open Mic Lover Mugs
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Open Mic Lover Pillows
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Open Mic Lover Prints
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Open Mic Lover T-Shirts
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