Open Mic Participant Gifts

'Egrets, I've had a few. . .'

Zombie standup

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

"I hate open-mike night."

Tenors

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"This song asks the musical question: "Can anyone here show me how to play an e-minor chord?"

Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: Changing Seasons. Does life affirm with coming fall? Leaved hit the ground, men huddle. Smashing each other over a ball. Wrestling around in a puddle. Huh? In this potpourri of hulky sights, one image is hardly the least, sir. So many changes, so many nights ... to see Eli Manning's keister. The bard of NY Giants football. Beautiful. Disgusting.

Open mike night presents: Rudy Park. You done left me alone … Cut out when I needed you most. How brightly we'd have shone … had you not given up the ghost. I done loved you baby. Now I just feel so bad-n-used. I'm a-goin' crazy … I got me the laptop low-battery life blues. That portable never loved you, honey child!

Open Mike Night Presents the Comedy Stylings of Rudy Park. Did you hear about the iPhone that hired the best wedding planner in the country because it wanted a great reception? Clap. And then there was the autocorrect programmer who got rejected when he asked a lady out on a debate. The romance didn't last long when the cable tv box found out how spacey the satellite tv box was. Get off the stage! The one who invented binary code was a real zero. Boo. Hiss. I don't even get that one, and I'm gla

Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.

Intramission

"Yes I know Dear. Tiger Woods is playing here today!"

'I've never seen anyone lip-sync a speech before.'

House of Java.net Cybercafe. Open mike night starring Rudy Park. Much to fear, these troubled days. Covid, economy in a stew … I've compounded things a ways with my enemy anew. Oh foolishness and great folly there're no ifs, ands, or buts. We failed to tip sufficiently … when last at Supercuts. Never dis the barber!

Women pro tennis players having a conversation

Open Mic Nacht

'I heard he was funny.'

Uncomfortably open Mike night.

"Here's another depressing song about me."

"This one is about feeling blue because I haven't paid my dues yet."

Public Speaking Shoes

Mmpf Mfggle...

'Did you notice they seemed in a great hurry to see the back of us tonight?'

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Open Mike Night Presents Future Guy. They hitched rides in on Halley's Comet every time it's near. Living nanites masquerading as technology

The Poetry Stylings of Rudy Park

Hipster Charm Offensive

"We've found that patients are more truthful when it's open mic night."

"This next song is also called AWHOOOOO."

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

The minister's a sub, so we're all going to sing the wrong hymn