"Yes I know Dear. Tiger Woods is playing here today!"
Open Mic Comedienne Gifts
Searching for a gift that captures the comedic spirit of an open mic performer? Our collection celebrates the humor, talent, and originality of stand-up comedy enthusiasts. Perfect for those who thrive on making others laugh, these products showcase their creative edge and comedic charm. Whether it's a gift for a show-stopping comedian or an aspiring stand-up star in the making, our items are designed to bring a smile and a punchline to their day.
Zombie standup
"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."
"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do
"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."
Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.
"I hate open-mike night."
If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...
Football Delivery
Open mike night presents: Rudy Park. You done left me alone … Cut out when I needed you most. How brightly we'd have shone … had you not given up the ghost. I done loved you baby. Now I just feel so bad-n-used. I'm a-goin' crazy … I got me the laptop low-battery life blues. That portable never loved you, honey child!
Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen in: Changing Seasons. Does life affirm with coming fall? Leaved hit the ground, men huddle. Smashing each other over a ball. Wrestling around in a puddle. Huh? In this potpourri of hulky sights, one image is hardly the least, sir. So many changes, so many nights ... to see Eli Manning's keister. The bard of NY Giants football. Beautiful. Disgusting.
Laugh Laff. If laughter is the best medicine, this guy's a placebo.
"Just once, can we not talk about politics."
Finally, a big puffy hand for the losing team.
"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"
'Whoa! Time out. The loud guy in the white shirt is right - that was a ball. My mistake. Sorry everyone. Thank you, sir.'
Choir wearing masks.
"Here's another depressing song about me."
'For one can we have something other than pellets for dinner?!'
'I heard he was funny.'
"It's rose, not pink...Because Jesus rose from the dead. He didn't pink from it."
Cat looking up fish recipes.
'Narcissus goes courting'
'Did you notice they seemed in a great hurry to see the back of us tonight?'
'Egrets, I've had a few. . .'
'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'
"We've found that patients are more truthful when it's open mic night."
The Poetry Stylings of Rudy Park
Hipster Charm Offensive
Singer.
"Tonight, ladies and gentlemen - I'm going to sing a few numbers... Seventeeeen... Eighty-niiiine... Two hundred and twenty-foooooour..."
" 'Over there, over there...' "
Acting School.
"Must you look at your phone when I'm talking to you?"
'That gnome with have to go, Edith!'
Open Mic Comedienne Gifts Collection
Open Mic Comedienne Mugs
Discover more humorous and inspiring designs on our mugs page, perfect for open mic comediennes who love their coffee and comedy.
Open Mic Comedienne Pillows
Explore our playful pillows collection, adding a cozy, humorous touch to her room—perfect for the comedy lover in her life.
Open Mic Comedienne Prints
Browse our vibrant art prints that celebrate comedy and creativity—great for decorating her space with humor and style.
Open Mic Comedienne T-Shirts
Find stylish, witty t-shirts that spotlight her comedic personality—visit our t-shirts collection for more fun and creative apparel.