Gaming Comedienne Gifts

'For one can we have something other than pellets for dinner?!'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"You're only supposed to leave him one glass of sherry!"

"Yes I know Dear. Tiger Woods is playing here today!"

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Cat looking up fish recipes.

"Up, please."

'Narcissus goes courting'

'Alright, I'll join you for dinner later and I'll bring wine: Red or White with this type of dung?'

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

When stupid prisoners play Baseball

Roll Playing Game

Old Lady Playing Video Game Knitting

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

"Come on, lady. Who are you kidding'? You're waaaay over twenty-one."

An entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Digital Doppleganging: unplugging an inept player and letting them think they are playing while the computer really is.

Singer.

"Tonight, ladies and gentlemen - I'm going to sing a few numbers... Seventeeeen... Eighty-niiiine... Two hundred and twenty-foooooour..."

"We've got to stop. Pac-Man is getting suspicious."

"My mom will only let me play Angry Birds if they're passive aggressive."

Acting School.

"Must you look at your phone when I'm talking to you?"

'I can't, you're sitting on my flippers.'

'It was an honest mistake -- I thought he was a 'whack-a-mole' game.'

'I've got the high score on this game, and the NSA has confirmed it.'

'Reader, I marinated him.'

'Happy birthday, dear! -- it's a washer and dryer!'

Gymnast

'Would you mind popping this octopus back under the grill for a few minutes.'