Gaming Comedienne Mugs

'For one can we have something other than pellets for dinner?!'

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

"No, playing fantasy football doesn't count as exercise. No wonder you pulled a muscle getting up on the table."

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"You're only supposed to leave him one glass of sherry!"

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Cat looking up fish recipes.

'Narcissus goes courting'

"Up, please."

When stupid prisoners play Baseball

'Alright, I'll join you for dinner later and I'll bring wine: Red or White with this type of dung?'

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

Roll Playing Game

Singer.

"Tonight, ladies and gentlemen - I'm going to sing a few numbers... Seventeeeen... Eighty-niiiine... Two hundred and twenty-foooooour..."

"We've got to stop. Pac-Man is getting suspicious."

"Must you look at your phone when I'm talking to you?"

'I've got the high score on this game, and the NSA has confirmed it.'

'Reader, I marinated him.'

'It was an honest mistake -- I thought he was a 'whack-a-mole' game.'

'Happy birthday, dear! -- it's a washer and dryer!'

'I can't, you're sitting on my flippers.'

Gymnast

'Would you mind popping this octopus back under the grill for a few minutes.'

"The blues in a terrible position"