Comedic Performer Gifts

Acting School.

"Must you look at your phone when I'm talking to you?"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

Singer.

Andy's air guitar hobby was getting expensive.

Steve's Doctor said he should watch his drinking...so he installed a webcam!

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

"Tonight, ladies and gentlemen - I'm going to sing a few numbers... Seventeeeen... Eighty-niiiine... Two hundred and twenty-foooooour..."

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Double Saxophone

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

No Instruments Please

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

Footballer playing for time

Jumble Sale

Sweet Jailbreak

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

Dad Dancing.

Comedy Rule

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"You lick, I'll dry."

Rollercoaster police chase.

An orchestra cymbalist is tempted by a fly.

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Choir wearing masks.

"Fruit salad? Count me in!"

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

'Anyone want to learn how to do a leg sweep? How about a roundhouse kick? it's ok, your parents know who I am!'

Model's aspirations

Shelly and Marv took Most Hirsute Husband for the third year running with their sensational 'scrub the floor' routine.