Comedic Virtuoso Gifts

'I don't know -- the Meaning of Life just doesn't seem relevant any more.'

Candid Camera store.

'I can make out the nude, but I don't see the submarine.'

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Let's call him lucky!'

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

Thumbing a Lift.

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

"Extra large sanitary pads and extra small ones, pads for the night..."

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

"Mum can you come home quick, dad's started to make an exhibition of himself again!"

"Since when isn’t a taxidermied animal a comfort pet?" "Since forever!" "Dang it!"

No Instruments Please

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

"I've decided to have a kid."

Jumble Sale

Smart 3 Piece Suite.

Air Sitar.

Rescuing the Music Industry.

"Danger Noodle hath eat-fatht-room-for-dethert thuper powerth!"

"I'll explain later."