Comedic Performers Gifts

" 'Over there, over there...' "

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Choir wearing masks.

Occu-Pie Mars

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

They're Not Just That Into It

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Double Saxophone

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

'Very funny!'

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

Woody Allen

No Instruments Please

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

Footballer playing for time

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

Jumble Sale

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

Comedy Rule

Leftie Trump

"You're hired! We need someone like you to encourage humor in the workplace."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Dad Dancing.