Comedic Performers Gifts

" 'Over there, over there...' "

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Choir wearing masks.

Occu-Pie Mars

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Double Saxophone

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil clowns is that good clowns do nothing."

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

'Very funny!'

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

No Instruments Please

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Lady sees door sign next to ENT: 'Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.

Footballer playing for time

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

Jumble Sale

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Dad Dancing.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"You're hired! We need someone like you to encourage humor in the workplace."

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

Comedy Rule

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

"You lick, I'll dry."

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.