Comedic Acting Gifts

Large Bottles

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Double Saxophone

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

No Instruments Please

Footballer playing for time

Jumble Sale

Dad Dancing.

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

Rollercoaster police chase.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Choir wearing masks.

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Model's aspirations

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

The wife couldn't bring herself to cut up all my clothes - so she ironed creases in all my jeans.'

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

'Dancer! What the hell are you doing...?'

In the Museum of Anthropology...we named this one discoman.

Drunken Ass

Liverpool's Philharmonics orchestra become the first to play below sea level by performing the Mersey Tunnel to mark its 60th anniversary.

" 'Over there, over there...' "

Singer.