Comedic Acting Prints

Large Bottles

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Double Saxophone

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

No Instruments Please

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Footballer playing for time

Jumble Sale

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

Dad Dancing.

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

Rollercoaster police chase.

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"Just once, can we not talk about politics."

"I got connections. We'll pull a few strings, get you out of here in no time"

"Why aren't you wearing any pants?"

Choir wearing masks.

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

Model's aspirations

'Was it an Indian elephant or an African elephant?'

"When dealing with Americans, refer to the heat in Celsius. They hate that."

The wife couldn't bring herself to cut up all my clothes - so she ironed creases in all my jeans.'

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

'Dancer! What the hell are you doing...?'

Singer.

Drunken Ass

In the Museum of Anthropology...we named this one discoman.

"Tonight, ladies and gentlemen - I'm going to sing a few numbers... Seventeeeen... Eighty-niiiine... Two hundred and twenty-foooooour..."