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'Dancer! What the hell are you doing...?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Double Saxophone

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Any luck"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"I keep telling you, Hyde won't be joining us!"

"I brought popcorn..."

MPs opt for longer surgery opening hours: Gp's have to be available when the public needs them... We won't be able to look at it until after the six week Christmas break!

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

Eskimo in Igloo

"Also, this apartment comes with easy access to the stray cats in the alley."

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

The wife couldn't bring herself to cut up all my clothes - so she ironed creases in all my jeans.'

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

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