Comedic Entertainment Enthusiast Prints

'Dancer! What the hell are you doing...?'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Double Saxophone

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Any luck"

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

MPs opt for longer surgery opening hours: Gp's have to be available when the public needs them... We won't be able to look at it until after the six week Christmas break!

"I keep telling you, Hyde won't be joining us!"

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

"I brought popcorn..."

Eskimo in Igloo

"Baldo, this is Humberto...he moved to the United States last month?"

"What makes you think I'm pregnant?"

'He doesn't like to be called an Optometrist. He prefers the title 'Visionary'!'

'This is what happens when you try to blow out that many candles.'

The wife couldn't bring herself to cut up all my clothes - so she ironed creases in all my jeans.'

Hmmm, this reminds me...your mother called last night.

'...and finally I'd just like to thank my plastic surgeon for giving me these puppies.'

"Also, this apartment comes with easy access to the stray cats in the alley."

"Marcel!! You're on mute!!"