Comedic Tv Enthusiasts Prints

Chickens watching 'The Eggs Files'.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Double Saxophone

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

'In the event of a new Gulf War, Letterman and Leno agreed to reduce their arsenal of middle eastern jokes and stockpile them for possible use later...'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Billy's clean room.

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

Vampire Sit ups

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Any luck"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Drawing board disaster.

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

'You promised me a night of unbridled passion!'

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"He decided to write a travel book..."

"I keep telling you, Hyde won't be joining us!"

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'Oy, this is gonna cost us.'

Eskimo in Igloo

The wife couldn't bring herself to cut up all my clothes - so she ironed creases in all my jeans.'