Comedic Scene Fan Prints

"Any luck"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"Oh, come on! I've told you, I'm not your 'imaginary friend.' I'm your father."

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

2 mummies...

Knife-thrower.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

How come nothing good ever happens to me? Like what? Like getting taken by a foreign government then rescued. I want to get a book contract, to be part of the news cycle, to have him talk about me. Whom? Speak my name, Anderson Cooper! The great one.

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

Just unburied.

"Well, of course you have a heart."

Eskimo in Igloo

'Recommended reading' selection of books e.g.'Team spirit, by Geoffrey Boycott'

Police crime scene.