Comedic Tv Enthusiasts Gifts

Chickens watching 'The Eggs Files'.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'No. The television screen hasn't gone red - You've got tomato ketchup all over your glasses!'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Double Saxophone

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

'In the event of a new Gulf War, Letterman and Leno agreed to reduce their arsenal of middle eastern jokes and stockpile them for possible use later...'

Billy's clean room.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Vampire Sit ups

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

Drawing board disaster.

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

"Any luck"

'So, what have we learnt here? We do not have knife fights on the bouncy castle!'

"I keep telling you, Hyde won't be joining us!"

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'

"When you said you were getting a pet to help you through the lockdown, I thought you meant a cat."

'You promised me a night of unbridled passion!'

No, thank you, I brought my own bag.

"He decided to write a travel book..."

'Oy, this is gonna cost us.'

Eskimo in Igloo