Comedic Drama Enthusiast Gifts

Bye-bye Hon! Love ya!!

The wife couldn't bring herself to cut up all my clothes - so she ironed creases in all my jeans.'

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"You heading south again this summer?"

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

"I wish school was more like TV."

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Plan B

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

"Any luck"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"I keep telling you, Hyde won't be joining us!"

'Oh... I was supposed to swallow the pill?!'