Comedic Drama Fan Gifts

'That's a male-pattern bald-faced untruth.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Theatre Crowd

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Please turn on your cell phones."

Eurydice in prison

'Right, how can I help you?' 'Your wife is having it off with my husband!'

"What am I doing? Just sitting here binge binging."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'I think those rumors about you giving yourself a $10 million raise while laying off thousands finally reached the employees. Now I suggest we run!'

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

2 mummies...

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

"Of please your highness.. not the Glasgow Empire!!"

The Ghost of Hamlet's Father

'Yes, he did turn into a price, but there were complications.'

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

"Congratulations on opening night."

'The actress who kept her clothes on in a TV drama.'

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

'I think we're going to have trouble with Vladimir.'

"Any luck"

Happy masks protest against sad masks.

"Boy! That Harvey will do ANYTHING to be the center of attention, won't he?"

"Me Tarzan, you Jane, who he?"

The good, the bard and the ugly

"Well, of course you have a heart."

' It's really boring since they agreed to power sharing.'

Just unburied.

Grim Reaper watching the Lifetime Channel.

'If you must know - the only thing rotten in the State of Denmark are your sneakers!'

How come nothing good ever happens to me? Like what? Like getting taken by a foreign government then rescued. I want to get a book contract, to be part of the news cycle, to have him talk about me. Whom? Speak my name, Anderson Cooper! The great one.

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'