Comedic Drama Lover Gifts

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

". . . And, Reggie, if you're willing to give me one more chance, I promise never to flirt with another man again!"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Cut!

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

A little bird told me...

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The Unhappy King

The wine-shop

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Oedipus

Proposal

I Pagliacci

Speech

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Football player taking the ball home.