Comedy & Drama Lover Gifts

"Look dear. . . there I am the first day of school and there you are!"

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I can't believe he brought her."

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

"Sorry, honey, I used up all the sunblock. How 'bout we cover you in mayonnaise instead?"

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

"I'm a TV producer. I can get you on one of those fake judge programs, and you'll both become famous."

"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''

"He joined in the debate."

You're on the "Ask Sadie" show. What's your problem?! I just found out "Empire" and "Star" are in the same universe. For months I've been telling everyone I knew that "Star" was a blatant ripoff of "Empire." But then I found out they're made by the same people and they're in the same tv universe, and I'm like totally fine with it now. Stop it! We speak "English" on this show, not "tv addict"! Wait a minute ... are we talking about soap operas? Because there's an exception for soap operas. No, we

"Five hundred years from now, who'll know the difference?"

'What a surprise,darling - a squatter!'

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

'It's not that simple, Ms. Whelan. You vcan't just shop around until you find a disease you like.'

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

"Your father forgives the thirty attemps you've made on his life, Oedipus. How does that make you feel?"

"Don't walk away from me while I'm not paying any attention to you."

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

"I haven't finished saying no yet."

No caption (Aliens ride in a spaceship. Their luggage is stowed in a clear capsule underneath the craft).

'No doubt about it - he'd make a lovely Home Guard dog!'

"Just a reminder, … I'll be billing all seven personalities together."

"'Alleged,' please, 'alleged.'"

"Since we switched from soap operas in the afternoon to cable news, I've hardly noticed the difference!"

"The worst part is she was sleeping with the guy she had paid to kill me."

'OK, so, where were we? Oh right - I'm looking for someone to fill in for me while I'm in rehab.'

THE ULTIMATE HISPANIC TV SHOW!

The wife couldn't bring herself to cut up all my clothes - so she ironed creases in all my jeans.'

'Harold decided his time with the Norman Mailer reading group was at an end.'

Humpty-Dumpty the ten-part series

"Mr. Jerry Springer - have I got something for you!"

'Your doctor was given some great tickets to the football game, so I'll be standing in for him. Don't worry, I'm an actor who plays a doctor on TV.'

"Are you having a problem with moles?"

'Finished-after I gave you the best twenty minutes of my life??'