Drama And Humor Aficionado Gifts

'OK, so, where were we? Oh right - I'm looking for someone to fill in for me while I'm in rehab.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"We're following Carrot Top."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Silence of the Chickens...

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"Not now, Oliver."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Scuba cow"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

Falstaff

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"I said slime."