Drama And Humor Aficionado Prints

'OK, so, where were we? Oh right - I'm looking for someone to fill in for me while I'm in rehab.'

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

"We're following Carrot Top."

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silence of the Chickens...

University Soapflakes

Wordplay: Hibernation.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Scuba cow"

"Waiter, there's a weapon of mass destruction in my soup!"

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"Not now, Oliver."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Falstaff

"If it appears that I only act like I'm working, it's because I minored in Theater."

"I said slime."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue