Comedic Drama Lover Pillows

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

". . . And, Reggie, if you're willing to give me one more chance, I promise never to flirt with another man again!"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Unhappy King

The wine-shop

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Speech

Oedipus

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Proposal

I Pagliacci

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

'Want to make some big money, William? A publisher wants you to write a page-turner.'

"Well if it doesn't matter who's right and who's wrong, why don't I be right and you be wrong?"

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

Football player taking the ball home.

Clone Factory

"Boss, remember when you told me to start charging Sadie 'studio fees' for operating her radio show in the cafe?" "Well, I've got good news and bad news." "What's the good?" "She's agreed not to resort to violence." "I see. And the bad news?" "On today's 'Sadie Cohen Radio Show': Evil cafe owners who may or may not poison their customers."