Comedic Thriller Lover Pillows

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Milkin' Impossible

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"You're right...it's football strategy! I think I presented our financial proposal to the youth team I coach! I must get more sleep!"

'I'm not trying to take away from the fact that you are a twisted, brilliant genius. . .but what is with the size of this bloody forehead?!?'

Pinata Crime Scene Investigation.

"For me it's all about the craft of acting."

The other day during the zombie apocalypse

Zombie scout issues

'So I finally got cable.'

"Sorry I'm late: I was hitching a ride but when the driver noticed me, he panicked and we had an accident..."

'I'm here to read the meter.'

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'

How Am I Scaring?

The Wrath of the Godfather of Ventriloquism

Coffin & Breakfast.

Spies surround a man at his office desk

"Junior. Drink your blood before it clots"

"When he thinks back about this years from now, he'll only remember the good probes."

'I hate it when you bring your work home!'

"Oh, you big silly. Did you forget to put the clock back?"

Dracula at Open Mic Night

"You've got a bit of brain on the side of your mouth."

"It's not Covid-19. I caught a bad case of tired blood."

'Wow. Hitching a ride on a lonely road, during a storm... You realise how many 'slasher' movies start like this?'

"Do you think your husband is on to us?"

Man in a Chain Gang has a Peg Leg.