Comedic Characters Enthusiast Gifts

"I keep telling you, Hyde won't be joining us!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

"You heading south again this summer?"

'We've cut funding on research, so to compensate, we've increased the booth babe budget.'

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

Pisa and sons.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Billy's clean room.

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

Watering rooftop lawn floods building.

"I'm so disappointed, because I thought it was a new C&A."

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

"Any luck"

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'