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"I keep telling you, Hyde won't be joining us!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

'Yes doctor, it did hurt when you did that!'

Man about dog relaxing in chair: 'He's a full-blooded recliner.'

'We've cut funding on research, so to compensate, we've increased the booth babe budget.'

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

"Quick! Get your gun, Pa! Here come the suburbs."

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Pisa and sons.

Billy's clean room.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

"Buses and 2 person carpools only"

"Do you have this in a flat brown sandal?"

'One thing you can say about Joe, he knows when to stop!'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

Bugs hold a candle-light vigil for fallen comrade while the old man responsible for his death is unrepentant.

"Any luck"

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"I brought popcorn..."