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Bye-bye Hon! Love ya!!

The wife couldn't bring herself to cut up all my clothes - so she ironed creases in all my jeans.'

"Now we'll see what my husband has to say about this!"

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"Agenda item 14 C, does anyone have any idea what happened in Game of Thrones?"

Expanded Limited Investigation

''It's me or your stupid racing pigeons' I said - then immediately regretted it.'

"You've got to move. The bed is needed for another TV drama."

Gillian Leigh Anderson

"You heading south again this summer?"

"Young lady! You aren't going anywhere dressed like that!"

How TV Causes Violence

"I wish school was more like TV."

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

Woman and cats watching Nine Lives to Live.

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

Plan B

For a few dollars more, we can get a suite. Spaghetti Westin.

The Professionals.

"Any other educational qualifications besides Trump university?"

"I think it's important to remember that he isn't gone forever. He's still alive. He just played a character on TV who died."

'That's Cat from Eastenders.'

Student to teacher: 'If my paper is late it's because I'm waiting for the most current event.'

'We were playing Twister at a party. . . there was a loud popping noise.'

"Do you have any get well cards for characters on soap operas?"

"It's your husband from beyond. He says stop trying to 'Google' him."

'If they let me take you home for christmas, I'll be able to unwrap you with the presents...'

"Any luck"

'I didn't recognize your old boyfriend at first. He's got a new car.'