Comedic Cartoon Fans Prints

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

'I used to lose things all the time too. Then I had this zipper put in.'

'You promised me a night of unbridled passion!'

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Horror movies

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Puss in cement boots"

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

Plum jam...

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

"Yeah, the Jekyll and Hyde thing is weird, but if I play it right, I get fed twice."

'Adam, you left the toilet rock up again!'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."