Comedic Actors Gifts

Footballer playing for time

Occu-Pie Mars

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Double Saxophone

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

'Very funny!'

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

Jumble Sale

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

Football Delivery

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

"You're hired! We need someone like you to encourage humor in the workplace."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"