Comedic Actors Mugs

Footballer playing for time

Occu-Pie Mars

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

They're Not Just That Into It

"April Fools'! You should’ve seen the look on your face!"

"Harold insists on doing all his own stunts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Double Saxophone

Randy the Love Doctor. What ails you, brother? My wife wants us to renew our vows and have a big ceremony. But I'd rather save that money for retirement. Should I tell her to go take a hike? Of course. That way, there's a good chance you won't have to worry about retirement at all. Exactly ... Wait, what do you mean by that?

A likely story - lost his waterskis in a poker game !

Dance of the sugar plum tax attorneys.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

'Very funny!'

The Porkypine Pals - Moon Business

"But, Jesus - you can't become an atheist."

"Morning, sir. We've received reports that you've been wielding an inappropriate attitude without a permit."

Woody Allen

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

'This 'Hamlet' thing you're working on... Do you think you could write in a part for Lady Godiva?!'

"Dad, has there EVER been a time when James Corden was funny..?"

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

'Things haven't been the same since the alien abduction.'

"Anyone else would have ship wrecked us on a south seas island."

Jumble Sale

"We think we've found the murder weapon Sir"

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Football Delivery

'Mr. Whipple, what other qualifications do you have - apart from your quite excellent Donald Duck impression?'

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

"Alien life-form or not, those dishes won't wash themselves up!"

"You're hired! We need someone like you to encourage humor in the workplace."

Leftie Trump

Jeff makes some nice jugs.