Comedic Maestro Gifts

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Air catarrh.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Can You Spot the Differences?

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

I love my Timpani

Orchestra.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"Textin’"

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Artist and Musician

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Scotch and water musick."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Twitter censorship

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Three Ladies

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

'The ten commandments have all been reduced to tweets.'

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Charles Addams.

Boy whistling at crackers.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

Golden age of music

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Sir Edward Elgar

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Best mates