Comedic Shot Master Gifts

Archer in Tree Loses his Arrow Head.

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

'It's the report from the consultant. He says we should turn over the turnovers to improve turnover.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Bach in a Hot Tub!

A Dummy Corporation.

Air catarrh.

Dara O' Briain

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Complaining empowers us."

"You want to know what kind of criticism of Israeli politics I consider anti-semitic?"

'It's been so long since he's been on dry land.'

"I told you streaking at Wimbledon was a terrible idea!"

'Who's he trying to kid? Real worms don't shake like that!'

Alfred Hitchcock

Golf Ball in Nest.

Rabbit Makes Shadow Puppet Of A Hand

A man moves to shoot the last leaf from a tree in autumn.

STRIP Old Caddy (colour)

'Shall we forget the ball and start to look for the golf course?'

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

'Three iron.'

"I could see finding him a cool guy if I wasn't married to him."

'We've searched the whole house, and there's still no sign of the evidence. To be honest, I'm starting to think we've got the wrong guy.'

"This is Harold. . . He's in charge of office merriment."

"But on the other hand..."

'Watch out, he's an eclectic eel!'