Whimsical Maestro Gifts

Bach in a Hot Tub!

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Orchestra.

'He takes his doodling very seriously.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

''Now we're the only yard in the block with a blue apple tree!'

Rude Snowpeople

Charles Addams.

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

Bouncy Castle. Hey, you kids, get out of my house!

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Woman throwing giant pot.

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

Children playing in the street

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

'I couldn't practice last night on account of my Dad's head was gonna' explode.'

Edgar Allan Poe

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

Tortilla the Hun.

"Here's another one about Teddy bears."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

Van Gogh Painting Wheat Field With Crows While Crow Paints Stick Figures.

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

The original sundial.

Johann Sebastian Bark.

Cat Knitting a Tapestry

Free Hugs

The college of my choice.

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'Nice Touch!'

Book and magician

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

I got you a 20th anniversary present. An iPhone charger? An actual, real gift? What's the catch? House of Java Cybercafe. No catch. For the last 20 years, you've been the best whipping boy I've ever had. You're a complete tool of the technology industry. You've been a real pleasure to mock. In fact, the last 20 years of making fun of your pathetic life has made this two rewarding decades. Plug back in, whipping boy! I will outlast you, smelly old bat!