Mythical Maestro Gifts

"Right, - I've released the Kraken....um...er....now how do I retrieve the Kraken...?"

The original sundial.

Can You Spot the Differences?

Felix Mendelssohn

Papageno from The Magic Flute

I love my Timpani

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

Artist and Musician

"Scotch and water musick."

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Three Ladies

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Charles Addams.

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Boy whistling at crackers.

Best mates

'I wish his guidance counselor spent more time on college plans and less time suggesting names for his band.'

Bear luring the fish out of a ice hole.

Golden age of music

'A new musical - Einstein's quest - rehearsal'

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Sir Edward Elgar

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

'Ugh Not Again!'

Octopus on Keys.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'