"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"
Medieval Maestro Gifts
Searching for a gift that strikes a chord with the Medieval Maestro? Explore our collection of humorous and thoughtfully designed items that celebrate medieval music, history, and creativity. Whether they’re a lute player, a history enthusiast, or a general lover of all things medieval, you'll find the ideal present that resonates with their passion and sense of humor.
"Buddy, you are screwed! Hey Jimmy, come see this!"
Trivia Knight
Can You Spot the Differences?
Nathaniel Hawthorne
Papageno from The Magic Flute
Felix Mendelssohn
"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"
Horti-Culture
I love my Timpani
'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'
Piano and Pianist with broken legs.
Hildegard von Bingen
Bassoons.
Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration
'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'
Dynamite little combo
"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."
A baby playing on a grand piano
Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.
Artist and Musician
"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"
"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."
"Scotch and water musick."
Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages
Orchestra conductor
Quartet.
Kultural K9's.
We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.
'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'
Malcolm Sargent
May your Christmas be full of harmony
Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore
Three Ladies
'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'
Medieval Maestro Gifts Collection
Medieval Maestro Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous and artistic mugs, perfect for the Medieval Maestro to enjoy their favorite beverage.
Medieval Maestro Pillows
Browse our cozy pillows, crafted to bring medieval flair and humor into any space for the Medieval Maestro.
Medieval Maestro Prints
Discover captivating prints inspired by medieval music and history, perfect for adding a creative touch to any room for the Medieval Maestro.
Medieval Maestro T-Shirts
Check out our fun and stylish t-shirts, ideal for Medieval Maestros who love to showcase their medieval passions with a modern twist.