Medieval Maestro Mugs

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

"Buddy, you are screwed! Hey Jimmy, come see this!"

Trivia Knight

Can You Spot the Differences?

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Papageno from The Magic Flute

Felix Mendelssohn

"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"

Horti-Culture

I love my Timpani

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Hildegard von Bingen

Bassoons.

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'By golly, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

Dynamite little combo

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

A baby playing on a grand piano

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Artist and Musician

"The 'Sing Only in the Shower' Community Chorus"

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"Scotch and water musick."

Chef uses Harp to cut Sausages

Orchestra conductor

Quartet.

Kultural K9's.

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Malcolm Sargent

May your Christmas be full of harmony

Captain Corcoran, Commander of H.M.S. Pinafore

Three Ladies

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'