Make-believe Maestro Gifts

'A table for four please - she has an imaginary friend.'

"Because of your age, I'm going to recommend doing nothing."

Children playing in the street

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

Orchestra.

Bassoons.

Charles Addams.

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

"We tried to play nicely, but frankly it's not as much fun as tormenting each other."

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

Computer Music

Edgar Allan Poe

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

Bach in a Hot Tub!

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

The original sundial.

Dog Dreams

A Dummy Corporation.

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Questioning

"Look at you! Dirty all over! I told you not to play with your ink!!"

Someone being taught how to conduct an orchestra.

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

"But this way I know where everything is."

"Oh, good! Lucille is sending me some stuff!"

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'You just stood there and let them put a bell on you? -- What were you THINKING?'

I think the revolution's started - his room's in an awful mess!

Orchestra

'Of course I would have preferred to be a music prodigy...'

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."