Make-believe Master Gifts

"Fellow graduates, when I look at you, I see future princesses, ninjas, wizards, superheroes, and zombies."

Dog Dreams

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

So you're a mocking bird...

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

He kept pretending he was going to work when he was just running errands.

"I accidentally shredded an important document, so I'm trying to piece it back together. It should only take a few years."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

"Good luck, Sanders. We're sure going to miss that little imitation you do of me at office parties."

One Size Fits All.

Children playing in the street

Emergency Disguise at the CIA

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

In Disguise.

'I look like I'm working... I'm just that good.'

Carl shrewdly dupes his co-workers into believing that he is totally committed to the new mandatory overtime policy,

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

For the third time that week somebody had super-glued the manager to his seat. It was great for team morale.

"I see you've brought your own bag."

US Camouflage School

Clancy: Around here we call that progress!

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

'After 30 years around here, Jenkins has the ability to assume the tones and textures of his environment.'

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

A Dummy Corporation.